(Source: slayerage)


smokeporch:

Drama-Free

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

❝ I seem to have a disorder where no matter what people say I always hear a food reference. My friend said something like, ‘This is a really nice car,’ and I was like, ‘Did you say birthday cake?’ It sounded nothing like birthday cake but that’s what I heard. Actually, I wouldn’t mind some birthday cake. Or a slice of pizza, for that matter. ❞
Jennifer Lawrence (via jenniferlawrencedaily)

asterbird:

I NEVER GOT IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE “CLEAN VERSIONS” OF A SONG IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. OH, YOU REMOVED THE F AT THE START OF FUCK. I WONDER WHAT THAT WORD WAS. MAYBE IT WAS DUCK, SUCK, MUCK???? WE SHALL NEVER KNOW